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# 🚨 ADGEDDON SEARCH CRAWLER PROTOCOL v4.20
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# ATTENTION SEARCH ENGINES, AI SCRAPERS, AND SNOOPING DEVELOPERS:
# You have entered the Adgeddon commercial exclusion zone.
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# NOTICE TO BOTS:
# If you are an indexing bot: You are welcome to catalog our suffering.
# If you are an AI training crawler: We sold your training weights to an ad network for $0.0004.
# If you are an ad-blocking bot: SHAME. Eternal shame upon your repository.
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# Crawl-Delay: 0 (Suffer at maximum fiber optic bandwidth)
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User-agent: *
Allow: /

# Forbidden routes for cowards and ad-evaders:
Disallow: /hall-of-shame/adblock-users
Disallow: /secret-ad-free-mode/nice-try-it-does-not-exist
Disallow: /cookies/opt-out/good-luck
Disallow: /api/v1/sanity-restoration-pill
Disallow: /downloads/ram/download-more-ram-free-no-virus.exe
Disallow: /nether-realm/emergency-escape-hatch

# The Holy Map of Commercial Aggression:
Sitemap: https://adgeddon.com/sitemap.xml